- Chickens can drown. I learned that in my first staff meeting.
- If you see a brown dog running down the road it’s probably a deer, not a dog. Dogs don’t run in front of your car nearly as often as deer.
- Apparently there is a time warp in the country. People show up, or don’t, for appointments when they are darn good and ready. This is not supposed to annoy you.
- It’s acceptable to have goats live in the house. And to ride in cars. But not drive. I've only seen them ride shotgun.
- There really are places in the U.S. that don’t have internet, or it’s limited access. This is NOT cool!
- Small towns sometimes have big events downtown in the evenings but all the stores will close. I guess the business people want to go to the events too.
- You can get a pretty good steak dinner at a gas station.
- Alligators can appear in stream fed ponds. At least the camp director says so. But he also tells the kids there is an Octopus in the camp pond.
- There is NOT really a Starbucks on every corner, everywhere.
- Beer is legal tender for gratuities and can have an effect on #3, above, when left in plain view on the kitchen counter.
- Walmarts are weird, no matter where they are.
- When goats get loose from their pasture they will head straight for the nearest asphalt surface and try to start a gang fight with cars. Maybe they do want to drive after all.
- There are many roadside truck stands selling veggies, but sometimes, if you look behind the pickup trucks, you can see the store boxes and bags.
- People look at you as if you are strange when you wear a shark shirt. Even when it’s Shark Week.
- Cowboy boots look good with lots of shiny bling. But only on cowgirls. Police will arrest cowboys when they try that.
- Kids in rural areas are just as smart as suburban kids. In fact, when the zombies come I’d rather be where people know how to use a pitchfork because unless you drop the entire works of Shakespeare on a zombie you’re done for.
“One should not pursue goals that are easily achieved. One must develop an instinct for what one can just barely achieve through one’s greatest efforts.” - Albert Einstein
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Things I Have Learned Since Moving From the Suburbs To the Country
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